CURVES TO MAKE A GROWN MAN BLUSH
Ever seen a sofa with more sass than your ex at a family BBQ?
This one’s got presence. A serious swish. The kind of shape that makes you want to redecorate your entire house just to do it justice.
At a whopping 247cm long, she glides into a room and steals the show—no awkward elbows, just smooth curves and velvety charm. Great used condition, and believe me, she’s been treated well. No weird smells, no tragic cushion sag, just ready for her next glamorous chapter.
📏 Dimensions: 247cm x 95cm x 78cm
💺 Seat height: 40cm (perfect for perching or dramatic reclining)
🎭 Condition: Good used—she’s seen a few parties, but hasn’t let herself go
📸 More angles coming soon, because this sofa’s got more sides than a love triangle
This isn’t furniture. This is a moment.
📦 Nationwide delivery available (and yes, we’re cheaper than a takeaway to London)
📍 Collection from Skelton, if you fancy a drive and a handshake
Vintage Home Stores – We sell furniture with a bit of character and a lot of cheek
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