Footstool, £559. Yep, you read that right. Retailers are trying to convince you this little cushion of joy is worth more than your monthly rent. But here’s the truth: it’s just a footstool.
But this isn’t just any footstool – it's the kind of footstool that expects a red carpet when it enters the room. Made with fabric that says, “I’m comfy, but also fancy,” it’ll support your feet as you kick back and contemplate your life choices (like buying a footstool for £559).
Forget the fancy “luxury” labels other stores slap on these. We’re not here to sell you a mythical, hand-stitched, heritage footrest from a far-off land. It’s a footstool. A really nice one, but still a footstool.
Want us to talk up the design? Fine. It’s got some ‘posh’ fabrics, some ‘elegant stitching,’ but honestly, it's made for one thing only: resting your feet after a long day of pretending to be productive.
Now, let’s talk price. You could spend £559 on this thing, or you could take that cash, buy a couple of actual shoes and stand on them for a while. Your feet will thank you, but your wallet might not.
This footstool is used. Not new, not perfect – but let’s be honest, neither are your feet. It’s comfy enough, and it still looks pretty snazzy. We like to call it “gently loved.” It’s basically a footstool with a past, just like your old jeans.
Delivery? Oh yes, we’ve got our famous cheapo-est service.
Dimensions? It’s not some oversized monstrosity, but just the right size to make you wonder why you ever thought £559 was reasonable for a cushion. Height: 51cm x Width: 109cm x Depth: 69cm