Barker and Stonehouse Sofa in Leather & Fabric – it’s like the VIP of sofas. The one that winks at you when you walk past it.
Made by Alexander and James – Oh yes, the posh one. The type of name that probably deserves a monocle and a top hat.
Forget about those lengthy, "touch-the-sky" explanations other stores use to explain the £2500+ price tag. We're not about that life. No need for you to take out a mortgage to sit comfortably.
Do your detective work—hit up tinternet. You’ll find every retailer trying to convince you their sofa costs more than your yearly holiday. They’ll talk about “exclusive designs” and “hand-stitched perfection,” but let’s be honest, it’s still a sofa.
Here’s the real tea: This is a used Alexander and James Hudson Sofa in Good Condition. It’s not brand new – it’s used. Think of it as a sofa with a bit of history, but no one’s judging.
Don’t come at us with "contrast" and "luxurious finishes" – but trust us, this thing does look fab. It’s like the Beyoncé of second-hand sofas. It’s been through some stuff, but it still knows how to shine and looks awesome in leather.
Delivery? We keep it real. One guy. You help but we’ll give you a heads-up when it’s coming. We don’t do surprise deliveries unless it’s pizza, okay?
Dimensions: Width: 258cm, Height: 97cm, Depth: 99cm. Translation: it’s roomy enough for a small army or just you and your cat to stretch out in peace.
To wrap it up: It’s a top-notch sofa, reasonably priced, with a delivery service so simple even your grandma could understand it. Better than those posh shops, isn’t it?